Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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