But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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