I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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