The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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