How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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