You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
