Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There's always time for handjobs
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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