did you get engaged???
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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