i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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