honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
i think im in europe. pls send help
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