I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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