question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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