babies were throwing up all over the place
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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