You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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