I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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