I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You took a bar mat shot.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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