He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
