I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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