They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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