theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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