"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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