Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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