i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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