marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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