Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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