Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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