I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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