I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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