Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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