I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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