im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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