I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
