And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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