The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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