love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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