Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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