It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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