What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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