I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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