I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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