Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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