Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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