they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Text me some of your sweat
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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