booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
there was a trapeze. enough said
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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