I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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