People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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