Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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