he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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