3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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