are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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