thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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